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Sherlock Holmes
Reveals
A
journalist gets the scoop on Jack. Victorian England's greatest
detective is not amused, insisting the Ripper Chronicles have hardly
ended.

In his intimate quarters
today at 212B Baker Street, Sherlock Holmes announced the identity of
Jack the Ripper to a journalist from this newspaper.
“Well, not
quite” added the illustrious private consultant, re-lighting
the liqueur tobacco in his notable pipe.
“You see I could
not disclose the entire situation due to the delicate position of the
person who arranged the villainy; the details of which were convoluted.
“Ripper carried out
the precise murders by royal authority. I could not say so before, due
to the insanity and falling health of the one responsible. I was thus
compelled -- no, commanded, to wait until advised on the
matter.”
But what will be the public
reaction to such hiding of a murderer?
Holmes savored another genie
of smoke in resolution. "The number of women hacked was exact. No more,
no less than those desired. No one else was ever at risk." He brushed
his raven nose, locking his thin legs into a pretzel.
“Not altogether
true, I regret to say. Though never a sharp step away, I discovered him
at twelve minutes past ten last night -- his fate as that of those he
lacerated.”
So, who then is the Ripper?
“A surgeon of the
highest degree -- in professional skills I mean. His morals I shall
pass over to the readers. Scotland Yard has the burden of publishing
his name and the whys and wherefores of his assassination.
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“Now, I shall be
blunt. Another mystery greets me, and that is…. who murdered
the Ripper?”
We at the Daily Telegraph
will keep our pencils sharpened.
© Esmerelda Jones...
Author of Vintage & Victorian Fiction

Excerpt
from: Vol. 60, No. 11 — November 1979 — The Great
Detectives
"It has been said, though with no such definitive
proof as the subject himself would demand, that Sherlock Holmes is the
best-known character in all of English literature. He is a member of
that most exclusive group of imaginative creations who have outlived
not only their creators, but their era. Through films, radio,
television and comic strips, the peculiarities of Holmes's personality
are known to vast numbers of people who have never read the original
Holmes stories. In what must be the ultimate test of immortality, many
madmen evidently believe they are Sherlock Holmes.
This probably would have
pleased his creator, Arthur Conan Doyle, a spiritualist who dabbled in
the ways of immortality. Conan Doyle hugely enjoyed the game of
persuading readers that Holmes was a real, if somewhat shadowy, human
being. He did this by deftly scattering references to actual persons
and events throughout his stories. Their tongues in their cheeks,
Holmes scholars are only too happy to keep the game going to this day.
The first thing they will tell you is that the
Holmes stories were not written by Conan Doyle at all, but by a rather
stuffy but good-natured chap named Dr. Watson. Sherlock Holmes
societies everywhere (and they are everywhere)
operate on the elementary premise that Holmes and his apostle really
did make their headquarters in their lodgings at 212B Baker Street. The
address does not exist now, but they explain that is because of
demolition and rebuilding since Holmes's and Watson's heyday. It is
reported that the firm which occupies the nearest number to 212B
regularly receives mail addressed to Sherlock Holmes."


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